Just don't say, "I'm getting a Brazilian."

Speaking of Presidents, my favourite Bush joke. Originally printed in the Grandiose, or Graunchier, or whatever it's called, but tickled me nonetheless:

Rumsfeld comes into the Oval and gives Bush news of the day: "Today three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq." Bush is horrified. Head in his hands he sits for a least a minute behind the Kennedy desk, muttering, "that's too terrible," "those poor boys," etc.. Finally he raises his head.

"So exactly how many are there in a brazillion?"